May 21, 2013
wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies, via moofiecake)

May 21, 2013
defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

further elucidation for whiners
and even more if you still require it

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

further elucidation for whiners

and even more if you still require it

(Source: flowers-for-mr-ukki)

May 21, 2013

Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far

(Source: wantstobelieve, via xerxes93)

May 21, 2013

mmtthhddss:

Community College Tips:

  • Don’t talk to anybody 
  • Don’t make eye contact
  • Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
  • Transfer
  • The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher  and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter

(via dayruiner)

May 21, 2013

someneedithot:

free—your—minds:

awwww omfg

(Source: lickypickystickyme, via xerxes93)

May 21, 2013

lowproductionvalue:

sexhaver:

i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system

The goal of blogging. 

May 21, 2013
hoursago:

IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

hoursago:

IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

image

(via somethingratherclever)

May 21, 2013

(Source: dawindupbird, via insanity4u)

May 21, 2013
Whoops, I animed again.

Whoops, I animed again.

May 21, 2013

mokiki-sloppyswish:

robstv:

When some of your favourite people are cast in one of your favourite shows (aka I have a thing for familiar casting)

Megan Mullally, Jenny Slate, Bill Hader, Max GreenfieldBen Schwartz, Nick Offerman, Will Forte, Fred ArmisenAziz Ansari, Wendy Schaal, Sarah Silverman, and Ken Jeong in Bob’s Burgers [FOX]

Wait where’s Jon Hamm as the toilet?

(via choctawaukerman)

May 20, 2013

(Source: grindlebone, via tommilsom)

May 20, 2013
dialga-i-choose-you:

I am not mentally prepared for this

dialga-i-choose-you:

I am not mentally prepared for this

May 20, 2013
rectumofglory:

mizufae:

cosmicbrownie:

Little girl dressed as Stan Lee at Motor City Comic con!!!

no stop

omG SOMEONE SHOW STAN

rectumofglory:

mizufae:

cosmicbrownie:

Little girl dressed as Stan Lee at Motor City Comic con!!!

no stop

omG SOMEONE SHOW STAN

May 20, 2013

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

image

(via wellthisisratherawesome)

May 20, 2013
gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

A glimpse into my future…

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

A glimpse into my future…

(via mistercoventry)