oh my god, tears . tears . cosplay
"straight girls with short hair are often mistaken for lesbians" factoid actually just statistical error. average straight girl is mistaken for a lesbian 0 times per year. pixiecut georg, who lives in the xojane offices and is mistaken for a lesbian over 10,000 times per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly.
I wish i had your 5th grade teacher. I’m sure i’ll think about this post a lot.
Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.
I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.
Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.
I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed: